Not Without My Garbage Disposal

After the Thai food was consumed tonight, I began to do what I always do which is, basically, dump it all in the sink and turn on the garbage disposal. Only: where's the switch? On that note, where's the disposal?What's that you say? No disposal?NO GARBAGE DISPOSAL!How am I supposed to dispose of my garbage! What kind of city is THIS!Madness I tell you madness!